Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.
Author:TheOnion
Tags:News Room comedy funny onion satire cnn breaking news bullshit
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Komentarze
| "this bullshit has some broader implications" (howling)...lololol... The Onion has me in tears! | Yoetah |
| that second email pissed me off. the gov't should protect our neighborhoods?? seriously?? what are they supposed to do? we keep destroying the forests and to build houses. bears are not coming into your neighborhood, WE are coming into theirs. Plus, why do people freak when they see a bear anyway? leave it alone and your fine. I saw a bear in my neighborhood last year. I said "oh look a bear" an moved on. | kickerpunter |
| this is freakishly resemblant of my local news station. | Tidnull |
| footage from congress! | tacospartan |
| this is bullshit | MrHandymanken |
| 131 anchormen watched this video | Marinesniper1000 |
| an attractive witness hahaha | TheShitHatemenow |
| NEED MORE BULLSHIT | saradomin89898 |
| @Lawl08 You misinterpret what I said, that's not what I meant. I didn't mean that the video was pointless, just that everything happening in it was. | SaintGrench |
| top 5 funniest things i have ever seen | rolythepro |
| @SaintGrench To say this is pointless is retarded. Why? Because this is EXACTLY how the news is. The Onion is pretty clever satire. Here's a demonstration of how media organizations function when reporting news, sometimes adding irrelevant shit to make the story sound more drastic. Next time you watch the news pay more attention. | Lawl08 |
| i wish they had more of this bull shit on tv. | 1217jesss |
| This is the greatest bullshit ever | offspringfreak66 |
| This is some serious bullshit. | MonstahhB |
| And here is some smart-ass comment with the funny quote from the video. | zile15 |
| Lol, it's all so pointless and stupid that it's funny. | SaintGrench |
| Ignorant comment reflecting video's humor and subjective intent. More typical compliments others have said countless times. "Quoting the video." Asking to thumb up my comment merely to hide the fact that my life is withering away thanks to Youtube. | themvyguy |
| It's a translation of what the news actually says. lol | JoeJimipac112742 |
| "i spend my entire life attending the nation's most prestigious schools to talk about bullshit like this." hahaha! soo true about the "experts" on the news | MisszVersace |
| @gerald311441 Nice one sherlock | TheMisterWeirdo |
| @colbymex, come on, like you are prince charming | Szakal707 |
| " An attractive witness described the event in breathless terms." hahahah.....shes not even close to attractive haha | colbymex |
| lol | toorimaSMG |
| ".... some say it bcos of one fucking reason, others say its bcos of some OTHER fucking reason..." | rofLopolous |
| @ALPHADESIGNTAMPICO it's amazing how they keep from laughing or even cracking a smile....damn good actors | GKid51892 |
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